In every motorist's life, there comes a time we'd like to go "Obi-Wan Kenobi" on a Highway Patrol officer. Ya know, "The Force." An omnipotent stare. A wave of the hand. "You don't need to see my driver's license and registration." The would-be ticketer falls silent, drools, and mutters, "Uh, I don't need to see your driver's license and registration. Move along." Or better still, employ your Jedi power of suggestion to impart a bladder-control problem on the fucknob and take off.

Okay, that's not gonna happen in our universe, young Padawan, but don't give up; there... is... another... another Jedi mind trick available to motorists. We've already discussed California's 11-99 Foundation. In this article, we'll discuss another breed of license plate kung fu that might just influence an officer's opinion in your favor: I'm talking about special "military" license plates.

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